Thursday, August 13, 2009

Beware!!! Gals are big time pranksters


Guys always fall victims to sweet talks by gals. However tough the guys are; they are prone to all kind of blarney by gals. Well gals are you in agreement with me. Hear from me, a real incident, this happened in my early days in Bangalore.

I used to stay in Indira Nagar, this particular day I went to meet my friend in Madiwala. BMTC buses were my only commuting medium in those days. Well am returning back to my adda in Indira Nagar. I boarded on to a 201M bus. While in initial days, I used to get confused with these 201 busses. It took long time for me to understand those route codes. Well some of the 201 almost takes you for a full sightseeing trip around Bangalore. 201M would directly take me to Indira Nagar.

It was a weekend and there was no much rush in the bus. Almost all the seats were empty. From Koramangala water tank, two gorgeous gals got into the bus and they sat behind me. They started talking, (A universal fact, when two gals meet, they would be having lot to gossip), they were talking my language; Malayalam. Ooops, I was eager to see their faces and turned back. Hmm they never looked like mallus. Yeah the Bangalore effect, they've become polished. As I was sitting alone and I don't have anything else to do in the bus, I started overhearing their conversation.

Let me call them as Lakshmi and Meenakshi. And their subject was a guy and let me call him Gopalan.

Meenakshi: "You know, this guy Gopalan is giving me tough time at work. He always overloads me with work."

Laskshmi: "He is you team leader, how can you expect him to be lenient?"

Meenakshi: "Am a gal, he could at least consider that."

Lakshmi: "Well, let's give him a big treat. You do a sweet talk with him."

Meenakshi: "What? To him? He is hard hearted..I don't think he would fall in that. He thinks he is the only person who works in XYZ Company"

Lakshmi: "Lets give a try meenu"

Meenakshi: "OK, let me call him"

Meenakshi: "Hi, Gopal..this is Meenakshi here. How are you doing?"

Break…

"Well, I got some queries regarding the assignment you gave me last day"

Break

"Ha ha ha, we also used to spend some time on our official works in weekends"

Break

"Ok..wassup? wats going on this weekend"

Break

"So u r cooking now..I know what you bachelors cook…it must be 'Kanji and payar' (rice soup / rice pudding and cerals)"

Break

"Well, ask us…we are experts in that…a mutual deal…u help us in our work and we would give you expert on cooking"

Break

"ha ha ha…can we meet sometime in evening for a coffee…if you are not busy…well I know am not in your good books…excuse me if I over said something"…

Break…

"wow…that's cool…can we meet at 100 ft road Coffee Day.. "

Break

"Yeah in Indira Nagar..at 5'O clock.."

Break..

"Thank you thank you gopal..so sweet of you..then we will meet in coffee day.."

Break..

"bye..take care"

Lakshmi: "I said, he would fall…well I know guys.."

Meenakshi: "Hey, u've to come with me…am scared of this guy.."

Lakshmi: "Don't worry, we will manage it"…

And the conversation is goin on on and on

Well the devil in me got disturbed. I should do something. I pull out my phone and send a message to my roommate saying 'Pick my call and you just hear to what am saying. Don't cut unless I hang up the call'. After a moment I called him. My voice is raised enough to get these gals attention....and the whole conversation is in malayalam..he is not Gopalan anyways

"Hello, Gopalan…why no news from you these days"

Break

"Well..Is your kanji and Payar cooking completed?"

Break…he he he I realized, the gals have stopped talking and were hearing me.

"Well I know it buddy.."

Break

"By the way, you got a date today isn't it?"

Break

"Ha ha ha…I know it man…"

Break

"I donno her.."

Break…

"I've got extra sense buddy…meet me before you go for the date.."

Break…

"Well…We have to discuss before you go for date"

Break…

"ok maaan…I'll meet you in ur room".

Now am listening to the gals. Well no sound from them. Nothing…but big silence..I just kept my posture up..Never tried to turn around or look at them..

Bus has reached Domlur, and the gals have to get down here. They could've gone towards the back door, it was near for them. Instead they were heading to the front door. Reaching the door, they turned at me. I was wearing a devilish smile. They were also smiling, but it's not a smile though. They got down from the bus with puzzled look.

He he he, I could also play pranks.

I donno what happened after that. But one thing for sure, Meenakshi would had a tough time and obviously our poor Gopalan would have been in his heaven.

Well…another important tip for the guys.

If you find any of the gals collapsing in a meeting, go rush to them and do the required help. But bear in mind, this should not develop any kind of sympathy towards them. I heard, gals could easily fake illness just to get attention and sympathy. Thanks to my friend for educating me with these tips.

6 comments:

Honey said...

Awesome man... Am just feeling the gals wud have been looking for shelter to hide their faces...

Roschelle said...

Harees,
All gals are not in the same category of the Meenakshi's & Lakshmi's of the world.
Though I must admit,I have seen this happen so many times off late that I have to conclude you cannot be blamed for generalising across the whole gender.
And trust me,Guys are not victims.They are participants- Think about it.I totaly bet they enjoy it.(Atleast on most occassions)

Harees Seni said...

Yes...I too agree...guys enjoy it...well guys play a part in these pranks...See gals needs to be encouraged...we do that very well

M U N E E R said...

hahaha..adipoli ..Hariz done it again!"Beware Gals ..Lolan Purakilundu" ennakkiyalo Title:)

ihategirlz said...

hihiihihihi... that was great man...
I dould not stop laughing

Nisha said...

Hello Mr.Harees,

Couldn't control my laugh. Great......Pls do share such experiences even in future....Though it is an old post read it now...